Great One Liners!

Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Most people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - Until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Mddle of the road, And back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once. But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete - Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises.' Are just sitting on the premises.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him.

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There is no greater treasure than a good friend!

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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is.

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The way you cope with it is what makes the difference'

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

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I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die find out there is.

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Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me.. you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!

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Stop telling God how big your storm is, instead, tell the storm how big your God is.

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